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“About ten years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I’ve been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since” - Creed Bratton
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Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
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$12.5-million crisis-response centre first of its kind in Canada
If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of me falling in love with Carey Mulligan.
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Road washed out by flood, WA state.
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